SMS Jokes 2

⊙What do u call a
blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1987 world hide and
seek champion

⊙What do 7'tall
basketball players do in
their off season?
Go to the movies and sit
in front of you

⊙Why do only 10% of
men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went
it would be hell

⊙Why can't men get
Mad Cow's Disease?
Because they are pigs

⊙How many letters are
in the Alphabet?
Nineteen. Because ET
went Home on a UFO and
the FBI went after him!

⊙What is the difference
between blondes and
traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say
stop

⊙How do you keep an
idiot in
suspense............??
Tell you later........

⊙Why don't blondes talk
whilst having sex?
Because their mums told
them not to talk to
strangers!

⊙Never let a man's mind
wander,
It's too little to be out on
it's own!!!!

⊙What beats his chest
and swings from
Christmas cake to
Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!

⊙Mum, Can I have a dog
for Christmas?
No you can have turkey
like everyone else !

⊙Who is never hungry at
Christmas?
The turkey - he's always
stuffed !