Sms JOKES

⊙Girls think boys are fit.
Boys think girls are sexy.
But don't worry...
I'm sure science Will
come up With something
To help you.

⊙How to impress a
woman: compliment her,
kiss her, love her, tease
her, protect her, listen to
her, support her
How to impress a man:
Show up naked, bring
beer

⊙Drive carefully:
90% of people in this
world are caused by
accidents...

⊙God made man and
then rested,
God made women and
then no one rested

⊙Why do men chase
women they have no
intention of marrying?
It's like when dogs chase
cars they have no
intention of driving

⊙blonde is on 1 side of a
lake and yells 2 another
blonde across the lake,
'How do I get 2 the other
side?'
The other blonde yells
back, 'U R on the other
side!'

⊙How do you keep a
blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room
and tell her to sit in the
corner