HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY AND DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE INSANE

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL
OF INSANITY AND DRIVE OTHER
PEOPLE INSANE

Submitted by Jonalee Echols from
Bullard Texas.

1. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise your voice.
2. Find out where your boss shops
and buy exactly the same outfits.
Always wear them one day after
your boss does. This is especially
effective if your boss is the opposite
gender.
3. Put mosquito netting around
your cubicle.
4. Every time someone asks you to
do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
5. Put your garbage can on your
desk and label it "IN."
6. When driving colleagues around,
insist on keeping your car's
windshield wipers running during all
weather conditions to keep 'em
tuned up.
7. Reply to everything someone
says with, "That's what you think."
8. Highlight irrelevant information in
scientific papers, then cc them to
your boss.
9. Finish all your sentences with "in
accordance with the prophecy."
10. At lunchtime, sit in your parked
car and point a hair dryer at passing
cars to see if they slow down.
11. Specify that your drive-thru
order is "to go."
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask
why the poems don't rhyme.