Sms Fun

⊙The average woman
would rather have
beauty than brains,
because the average
man can see better than
he can think

⊙Brain Search: Brain
detector activated,
calibrating, now
searching.........still
searching......get a good
grip of your gsm....
still searching.......no
brains found

⊙Why did they call it
PMS?
Mad cow disease was
already taken!

⊙Mary had a little lamb
The doctor fainted!!!

⊙When a man talks dirty
2 a women, its sexual
harassment
when a women talks
dirty 2 a man, its £3.95
per minute!

⊙Handsome, Sweet,
Intelligent, spontaneous,
good-looking, nice
friends, charming, funny
well...Enough about ME!
How about you?

⊙I Want triplets you
want twins....
Lets get in bed and see
who wins

⊙Hello I am a virus and I
am entering your brain
right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I
can't find a brain