Sms FUN 2

⊙Y R dumb blonde jokes
all 1-liners?
So men cn underst& Tm.

⊙Wot do U do if a
blonde throws a grenade
@ U?
Take T pin out & throw it
back.

⊙Hv U hrd about T
magic trac2r?
It went down a country
road & turned in2 a field.

⊙I want 2 die peacefully
in my sleep like my
gr&f@her…
not screaming in terror
like his passengers!

⊙Spell hungry horse in 4
letters.
M T G G.

⊙I used 2 like trac2rs...
...but now I'm an
extrac2r fan.

⊙My wife dresses 2 kill
T only problem is th@ she
cooks in T same manner.

⊙Wht did 1 magnet say 2
T oTr magnet?
I find U V @tractive.

⊙Hw do U kp an idiot
amused?
W@ch ths message until
it goes away!

⊙Tre wr 2 cows in a field
- Daisy & MaBl.
D: 'I've bn artificially
insemin@ed.'
M: 'I dnt Blieve U!'
D: 'Straight up, no bull!'