In PRISON

In Prison

In prison you spend the majority of
your time in an 8'x10 cell. At work
you spend most of your time in a
6'x8'cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for
one meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good
behavior. At work you get
rewarded for good behavior with
more work.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you. At work you
must carry around a security card
and unlock and open all the doors
yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and
play games. At work you get fired
for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they allow your family and
friends to visit. At work you cannot
even speak to your family and
friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by
taxpayers with no work required. At
work you get to pay all the
expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary
to pay for prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your
life looking through the bars from
the inside wanting to get out. At
work you spend your time wanting
to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many
programs which you can leave at
any time. At work there are some
programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who
are often sadistic. At work we have
managers.