Employee performanceevaluations:

Employee performance
evaluations:


The following quotes are reported to
have been taken from actual Federal
(U.S.) employee performance
evaluations:

- "He sets low personal standards
and then consistently fails to achieve
them."

- "This employee is depriving a
village somewhere of an idiot."

- "He would argue with a signpost."

- "A prime candidate for natural de-
selection."

- "Some drink from the fountain of
knowledge; he only gargled."

- "Takes him two hours to watch 60
minutes."

Source: AjokeAday.com