Funny SMS

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Forward to you friends
and get funny reply’s. . !
“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .

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Husband & wife are
like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is
kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver
manages with other
kidney.

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Birds Birds in the sky
dropped a pooty in my
eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows
can”t fly!

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my
inspiration!
If I was an author you
would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

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It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.

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Boy: I am not rich like
rohit, I don't even have a
bid car like rohit. But I
really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but
tell me more about
rohit..

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Who said English is
easy???
Fill in the blank with YES
or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

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Dream makes
everything possible,
Hope makes everything
work, Luv makes
everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the
above... So always Brush
ur Teeth

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What is similarity
between Bill Gates and
me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my
house
and I never go to his
house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU
KNOW…

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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and
Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.