Fresh SMS

Fresh SMS
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"who said english is easy?"

please fill this blank either with "YES" or "NO"


"______, i am a pig."

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Good
Person.
It's YOU !

Good
Friend
It's YOU again

Good
Taste
That's YOU

Good
Will
It's also YOU

Good
Looking
Aghhhh
It's 2 much 4 you
It's ME... lah!!

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I'll get married next week. There will be a
small celebration & limited guest will be
invited. Please don't bring any gift, just bring
me a right woman to marry

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Tarzan has a party, He invited all animal..
Unfortunately, one monkey didn't come,
causes he was busy reading this msgs

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Me...
If u missed me..call me, if u love me..think bout me, if
u sleep..dream bout me, if u hungry..eat indomie

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If u wanttobe happy for a day get a date,happy
for a week get a lover,happy for a month get
married but if u want tobe happy forever get a
friend like ME !

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People sex ages!
20′s TRY DAYLY
30′s TRY WKLY
40′s TRY MNTLY
50′s TRY & TRY
60′s TRY & CRY
70′s TRY & DIE..

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If u sweet,i call you Sweety..

if u nice, i call
you Honey..

If u HOT I CALL YOU
TONIGT !!!

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10 things I hate about you :
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
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10.
Nothing..
What can I say? I like everything about u !
You're the best friend of Mine