Fun sms 4

⊙Chelsea signed 2
players from Icel&.
Ranieri said 'If Ty R no
good he wll try
Sainsburys.

⊙Hw do U communic@e
with a fish?
Drop it a line.

⊙Wht do elephants hv
for dinner?
An hour, just like T rest
of T animals.

⊙Hw does Bob Marley
like his s&wiches?
Wi jammin.

⊙Wht do U cll a triple
barrel shotgun?
A trifle.

⊙Wht do U cll a
h&cuffed man?
Trus2rthy.

⊙Wht do Mexicns hv
under Tir carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!

⊙Wht's T maximum
penalty of bigamy?
2 moTrs-in-law.

⊙Wht do U get if U cross
a skunk with a
boomerang?
A bad smell U cnt get rid
of.

⊙Wht's T fastest cake in
T world?
Sc1.

⊙Hw do U kp a txtr in
suspense?
I'll tel U l8r.