It's the sweetest thing
to do. Do it the bed, on a
sofa, in the bathroom or
anywhere! U must never
stop doing it. It's called
Prayer! God bless ur
naughty mind.
================*****================
Guide: I welcome you
all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s
largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity
of the waterfall is so
high,
even 20 supersonic
planes passing by can’t
be heard.
Now may I request the
ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the
Niagara Falls?
================*****================
There is a sign in the
toilet of the sex change
clinic. It reads: We may
never piss this way again.
================*****================
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after
marriage.
They named them, Jo-
Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one
more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
================*****================
Gal: Do u have any
sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about
this card, it says 'To the
only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of
them.
================*****================
Announcement in a
university:
“Will the students who
parked on the driveway,
please move their
cars…”
20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students
who went to move 9 cars
please return to their
respective classes…”
================*****================
Hey friend remember
that
without stupidity there
can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there
can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU
after all!
================*****================
Police arrested a
drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen
lecture on ill effects of
drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at
midnight ??
Man: My wife…
================*****================
Do u remember the
day we travelled in a
car?
I put my dog out of the
window,
u put ur face out,
then people started
shouting
TWINS TWINS
================*****================
A boy of 1st class to
her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I
sent my parents to your
home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about
us.
Miss: What are you
saying?
Student: For tuition.
to do. Do it the bed, on a
sofa, in the bathroom or
anywhere! U must never
stop doing it. It's called
Prayer! God bless ur
naughty mind.
================*****================
Guide: I welcome you
all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s
largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity
of the waterfall is so
high,
even 20 supersonic
planes passing by can’t
be heard.
Now may I request the
ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the
Niagara Falls?
================*****================
There is a sign in the
toilet of the sex change
clinic. It reads: We may
never piss this way again.
================*****================
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after
marriage.
They named them, Jo-
Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one
more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
================*****================
Gal: Do u have any
sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about
this card, it says 'To the
only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of
them.
================*****================
Announcement in a
university:
“Will the students who
parked on the driveway,
please move their
cars…”
20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students
who went to move 9 cars
please return to their
respective classes…”
================*****================
Hey friend remember
that
without stupidity there
can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there
can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU
after all!
================*****================
Police arrested a
drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen
lecture on ill effects of
drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at
midnight ??
Man: My wife…
================*****================
Do u remember the
day we travelled in a
car?
I put my dog out of the
window,
u put ur face out,
then people started
shouting
TWINS TWINS
================*****================
A boy of 1st class to
her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I
sent my parents to your
home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about
us.
Miss: What are you
saying?
Student: For tuition.
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