Funny sms 5

Boy and girl of class 2
asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have
kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO
Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to
worry!!!!”.
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A baby mosquito came
back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u
feel?
He replied: Dad it was
wonderful.
Everyone was clapping
for me
Moral: Take everything
positively
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Father: Your teacher
says she finds it
Impossible to teach you
anything!
Son: That’s why I say
she’s no good!
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Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending
me SMS?
Who gave my number to
you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you
sending SMS.
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What is the difference
between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this
message
&
Donkey deletes this
message.
Choice is urs……..:p
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age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
“GANGA JAL
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Q- What is the height
of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old
woman buying a SIM card
with LIFE-TIME validity.
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Who walks with us
through the difficult part
of life?
Mon Dad?
No!
Husband Wife?
No!
Friends?
No!
One and only our
slippers!!!!
So keep them safe
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LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in
mind but no guts to
express
EXAMS: lots of guts to
express but no thoughts
in mind
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One frog asked
Astrologer: Please tell
my future
Astrologer: A smart girl
will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when &
where?
Astrologer: next
semester in Zoology lab
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A foreigner had very
spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came
out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why
indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
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Patient: Please don’t
give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that
kills the pain!!!!
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Son: The girl of our
neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you
know?
Son: I said to her “Give
Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
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Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you
can scratch where it
itches.
Doctor: A person who
cures the ills by pills, and
kills by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable
Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For
Ever
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Mr.Bean got an
Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he
must put BROWN TIE
only.
When he went to party
he was shocked?
other were wearing
pants & shirts also…
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A typical student flips
a coin and think.
If Head- will go to sleep.
If Tail- will watch a
move.
If Stands- will listen
music.
If Stays in air- will study
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He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love
+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage
+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage
+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.

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Hi all,
Let get stupid and
Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds
n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st
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A student wrote a
letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!