Man: Among my 4 sons
3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study &
became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you
throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1
who earns.
================*****================
Always start your day
with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily
habit, & u'll always be
SMILING!
================*****================
Q: What did the
gangster's son tell his
dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned
me for 3 hours but I
never told them
anything."
================*****================
In the corridor of a
government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the
following words
“Otherwise, we might
wake up”
================*****================
Several women
appeared in court, each
accusing the other of the
trouble in the flat where
they lived. The judge
called for orderly
testimony. "I'll hear the
oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for
lack of evidence.
================*****================
Getting married is
very much like going to a
restaurant with friends.
You order what you
want, then when you see
what the other person
has, you wish you had
ordered that.
================*****================
A boy came running in
the kitchen,
Boy: dad, There is an ugly
monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already
got one!
================*****================
Good news! A new way
to send Romantic kiss to
your girlfriend. Just call
me and order your kiss. I
will personally go and
deliver it.
================*****================
Mon to Sun, From Jan
To Dec, From birth till my
death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed. For
me, you've always been a
headache!
================*****================
Maths teacher asked
JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate
and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA
then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new
girl friends”.
3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?
Man: He didn’t study &
became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you
throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1
who earns.
================*****================
Always start your day
with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily
habit, & u'll always be
SMILING!
================*****================
Q: What did the
gangster's son tell his
dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned
me for 3 hours but I
never told them
anything."
================*****================
In the corridor of a
government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the
following words
“Otherwise, we might
wake up”
================*****================
Several women
appeared in court, each
accusing the other of the
trouble in the flat where
they lived. The judge
called for orderly
testimony. "I'll hear the
oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for
lack of evidence.
================*****================
Getting married is
very much like going to a
restaurant with friends.
You order what you
want, then when you see
what the other person
has, you wish you had
ordered that.
================*****================
A boy came running in
the kitchen,
Boy: dad, There is an ugly
monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already
got one!
================*****================
Good news! A new way
to send Romantic kiss to
your girlfriend. Just call
me and order your kiss. I
will personally go and
deliver it.
================*****================
Mon to Sun, From Jan
To Dec, From birth till my
death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed. For
me, you've always been a
headache!
================*****================
Maths teacher asked
JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate
and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA
then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new
girl friends”.
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