Funny SMS 2

Can we do romance in
the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing
and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

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A Love Letter from
BISCUIT MAKER- Dear
Marie, Today is Good
Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked
my Heart, Bcoz I have a
Little Heart, Now I m in
50/50 position...

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Teacher: Tomorrow
there will be a lecture on
Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be
able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not
allow me to go so far !!

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Commerce professor
asks the student: what is
the most important
source of finance for
starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

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World ’s shortest
jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful

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An engineering
student to his sweeper
brother: I have got
degree, I have got
knowledge, I can sit in
society. What do you
have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

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Wife: Darling today is
our anniversary, what
should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in
silence for 2 minutes.

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Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.

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Beauty is not how you
look, it is not how
handsome u r, it is not ur
figure too... Beauty is the
inner self, so change ur
underwear daily.

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Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t
opening.
Lawyer came, applied all
laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied
all reactions but it didn’t
open
Physician came, applied
all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came &
said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is
Open