Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or
purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"

2. Grimace painfully while smacking
your forehead and muttering: "Shut
up, all of you just shut UP!"

3. Whistle the first seven notes of
"It's a Small World" incessantly.

4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

5. On a long ride, sway side to side
at the natural frequency of the
elevator.

6. Greet everyone getting on the
elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral

7. When at least 8 people have
boarded, moan from the back: "Oh,
not now, motion sickness!"

8. Meow occasionally.

9. Wear a puppet on your hand and
talk to other passengers "through"
it.

10. Draw a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your
"personal space."



Source: AjokeAday.com