Fun SMS 3

⊙Y dnt lobsters shR?
Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

⊙I'm an alien I've
transformed in2 Ur ph1 &
as U're reading ths I'm
having sex with Ur
finger.
I know U like it Bcoz I cn
C U smiling!

⊙T jogger who overslept
found himself running...
l@e.

⊙A girl ph1d me T oTr
day & said 'Come no
over, Tre's nobody
home'.
I went over. Nobody was
home.

⊙Woman asks a barman
'Cn I hv a double
entendre please?'
so T barman gave her 1.

⊙2 aerials meet on a
roof - fell in love & got
married.
T ceremony was terrible,
but T reception was
brilliant!

⊙I had a ploughman's
lunch T oTr day.
He wasn't V happy.

⊙Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz 80% prefer Whiskers!

⊙Wht do U cll a vicar on
a mo2r bike?
Rev.

⊙Did U hear about T
Dutch man with T
infl@able shoes?
He popped his clogs!