Frendship Jokes 2

NEVER SPLIT
I met U as a stranger, I
leave U as a friend, as
long as the world stands,
our friendship nv ends.
All friends nv split N even
if they do they will meet
again.

NEVER LOSE TRUE
FRIENDS
I always thought loving
some1 was the greatest
feeling, but I realised tat
loving a friend is even
better, we lose ppl we
love but we never lose
true friends.

WITHOUT A FRIEND
LIKE U
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF
StRangErS PasSiNg By mE,
ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED
tHat, LifE woUlD be
BORING, WiThoUt A
FriEnD LiKE U...

BEHIND YOU
DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp,
ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U
wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U,
DuN ThInK I LeFt U
BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To
WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN
CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

NAKED
GUY: If I could see you
naked, I'd die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked,
I'd probably die laughing.

MAKING LOVE
After making love, wat r
u tryin to say? I love u?
Wrong! 1 more time?
Wrong. U r so pretty?
Wrong. I'm so tired?
Wrong! The answer is
tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

KISS
A peach is a peach, a
plum is a plum. what is a
kiss without a tongue.

PAINTING
A man was looking at a
painting 4 a long time of
a naked woman with
leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he
was doing & he answered
- waitng 4 autumn.

FALLING APART
Its been a rough day. I
got up this morning, put
on a shirt N a button fell
off. I picked up my
briefcase N the handle
came off. I'm afraid 2 go
2 the bathroom.

HOME EARLY
1 day as I came home
early from work, I saw a
guy jogging naked. I said
to the guy, 'Hey buddy,
why are you doing that?'
He said, 'Because you
came home early.'

NEVER LOSE ME!
We gain and lose things
every day. But trust me
on one thing: YOU WILL



true friend is someone
who reaches for your
hand and touches your
heart.

SHOOTING STARS
The times we shared is
like shooting star... the
time is short but really
beautiful moments....
Forever engraved in our
hearts.... Friends
forever~!!!


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