Brighten Your Day
and Enlighten Your
Life
Autor: yomoms
George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find
something
funny
search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom packaged in humour.
Enjoy.
1. You wouldn't worry what people
thought about you if you only knew
how seldom they did.
2. To expect life to treat you fairly
because you're a good person is like
expecting a bull not to charge you
because you're a vegetarian.
3 .Worry is like a rocking chair; it will
give you something to do, but
won't get you anywhere.
4. Pain and suffering are a lot like
gas....they too shall pass.
5. Always borrow money from a
pessimist. They don't expect to be
paid back.
6. Anyone who says that
swimming is good for the figure
has never taken a real good look at a
whale.
7. A bore is always "ME" deep in
conversation.
8. Some people think their lives are
full, when really they're just
cluttered.
9. If at first you don't succeed, try
not to be amazed.
10. A leader without a sense of
humour is like a grass cutter at a
cemetery. You have a lot of people
under you paying absolutely no
attention.
Live Better....Laugh More.
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About the Author:
Mike Moore is an international
speaker on the role of humor in
human relations. Mike's articles and
cartoons have appeared in
publications throughout the world.
For more on what Mike can do for
your organization visit http://
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and Enlighten Your
Life
Autor: yomoms
George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find
something
funny
search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom packaged in humour.
Enjoy.
1. You wouldn't worry what people
thought about you if you only knew
how seldom they did.
2. To expect life to treat you fairly
because you're a good person is like
expecting a bull not to charge you
because you're a vegetarian.
3 .Worry is like a rocking chair; it will
give you something to do, but
won't get you anywhere.
4. Pain and suffering are a lot like
gas....they too shall pass.
5. Always borrow money from a
pessimist. They don't expect to be
paid back.
6. Anyone who says that
swimming is good for the figure
has never taken a real good look at a
whale.
7. A bore is always "ME" deep in
conversation.
8. Some people think their lives are
full, when really they're just
cluttered.
9. If at first you don't succeed, try
not to be amazed.
10. A leader without a sense of
humour is like a grass cutter at a
cemetery. You have a lot of people
under you paying absolutely no
attention.
Live Better....Laugh More.
Source: Free Articles
About the Author:
Mike Moore is an international
speaker on the role of humor in
human relations. Mike's articles and
cartoons have appeared in
publications throughout the world.
For more on what Mike can do for
your organization visit http://
motivationalplus.com/cgi/a/t.cgi?
motplusarticles
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